Talk to animals!!!

It is known that each network of animals has their own language to communicate to work and live togethor. In fact, more than one time when I stay alone and encounter animals in front of me such as ants or insects I stare on their movement.

Sometimes I imagine my self living among them to find out how they contact with each others, but if animals could speak, it would be easier for me to discover that and find out many things. For example, I would ask them which language do you use to communicate? do you need to lie sometimes? does each group have specific culture and history? do you have scientists and economists among your society? do you feel comfortable by handling with humanity?... do you have In N Out in your places? If yes, have you tried animal style on the french fries? do you have schools in your society? If yes, does your teacher make you write journalists? do your females need to use make up to attract boys? do you need sometimes to punch people to keep them silence while you writing your journal? can you guys speak with different kinds of animals? For example, can fish speak with mosquito? there are lots of things that I would like to know in their society.

I am thinking after humans and animals talked with each other and introduced themselves, is there any possibility of seeing an ant or frog sitting at a university president's office and we ask them for something such as an admission or sick leave!!?